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Russ' Pal


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
08/21/2007 1:57 PM Woman's Dictionary  

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard >before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

(8) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?"
For the woman's response refer to # 3.


-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca
PamWh


Raving lUnAtIc!
Raving <font color=blue>lUnAtIc!</font>
08/21/2007 2:15 PM Woman's Dictionary  
This sounds perfectly logical to me. I don't understand why men have so much trouble understanding women.

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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Susan


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
08/22/2007 1:43 AM Woman's Dictionary  
I think it is because most of them don't read the directions.

ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS WORTH OVERDOING Mom of eight, only three left at home! Pack leader to six ratties: Maggie, Berry, Simon, Ceecee, Sari, and Bluebelle. As well as a herd of goats, one sheep, two geese and a herd of turkeys and chickens. Soon to be mom to duckies!
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Russ' Pal


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
08/22/2007 9:08 AM Woman's Dictionary  

Amen, Susan!


-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca
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mario07


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
08/22/2007 9:12 AM Woman's Dictionary  
Hahaha!!

~~Shannon, Mario and Pepper's mom!~~

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doecart


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
08/22/2007 9:16 AM Woman's Dictionary  

Love it!!

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Paul


Feisty
Feisty
08/22/2007 9:17 AM Woman's Dictionary  
Posted By Susan on 08/22/2007 1:43 AM
I think it is because most of them don't read the directions.



The directions keep changing!


The top 10 reasons to spay/neuter your dog just died in a shelter today.

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Daisy&Dixie's mom


Ratterific
Ratterific
08/22/2007 9:17 AM Woman's Dictionary  
I just need to e-mail this to the hubby and hope that he reads it, lol
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Russ' Pal


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
08/22/2007 9:23 AM Woman's Dictionary  

Fine, Paul!  


-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca
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joyluvsratties


Ratastic
Ratastic
08/23/2007 2:57 PM Woman's Dictionary  

I like the "Loud Sigh"...that's SO me


*Joy

**We may not have it all together, but together we have it all**
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PamWh


Raving lUnAtIc!
Raving <font color=blue>lUnAtIc!</font>
08/23/2007 3:14 PM Woman's Dictionary  
The "don't worry, I've got it" should be said in a very martyred tone of voice.

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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Russ' Pal


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
08/23/2007 3:21 PM Woman's Dictionary  
and don't forget the eyeroll and lip twitch

-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca
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DaisysMom


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08/23/2007 3:28 PM Woman's Dictionary  
I am the Queen of loud sighs, and eye rolls, and "don't worry, I've got" - followed by a loud sigh and an eyeroll

Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom

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PamWh


Raving lUnAtIc!
Raving <font color=blue>lUnAtIc!</font>
08/23/2007 4:55 PM Woman's Dictionary  
If I go out into the garage and open hubby's tool chest, he will be out there in a flash asking me what I'm fixing to do. I'll tell him what I'm going to fix and pull out the wrong tool, and he'll say "let me do it." You learn a few things after being married for 24 years.

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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bratt


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
08/23/2007 6:12 PM Woman's Dictionary  

Notice with the exception of the very brave, albeit naive Paul, all of the men stayed away from this thread!


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Caesar & Julia's mom


PAWesome
PAWesome
08/23/2007 11:41 PM Woman's Dictionary  
SO true~ hehe

Diane~ Mom to 4 human kids and 2 furbabies.
Julia ~ Rat terrier
Deogee (pronounced D.O.G.)~ Weimaraner
R.I.P. Caesar~ 1/22/05-5/17/10

"Don't count the days, make the days count..."
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PamWh


Raving lUnAtIc!
Raving <font color=blue>lUnAtIc!</font>
08/24/2007 11:55 AM Woman's Dictionary  
Posted By bratt on 08/23/2007 6:12 PM

Notice with the exception of the very brave, albeit naive Paul, all of the men stayed away from this thread!



It was a lose-lose situation for them! 


PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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Jeff


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
08/24/2007 12:00 PM Woman's Dictionary  
Posted By bratt on 08/23/2007 6:12 PM

Notice with the exception of the very brave, albeit naive Paul, all of the men stayed away from this thread!

 

 

Paul's taking one for the team...







Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**

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Rowdy's Mom


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
08/24/2007 11:45 PM Woman's Dictionary  

After  reading that, everything should seem so basic and simple!  (I think I'm queen of #3.... just ask the BF.  "Nothing" always scares him!)


~Chrys~ Mom to Rowdy, Schatzi (shephard mix), and Sam (lab mix)
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dbleblanc


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
10/31/2007 2:15 AM Woman's Dictionary  

LOL LOL... I know this is an old post but I want to know... Who copied my RULES... LOL OMG that is so me!!!

I use all of these terms with the meaning that is pointed out: Fine, Five Minutes, Nothing, Go Ahead, That's Okay, Thanks, Don't worry about it, I got it

The BIGGY for me is the "Don't worry about it, I got it".... that is when I am PO'd.. LOL  and when he comes back with what's wrong... I am just furious by this point!!!


Donna (mommy to Kasey & Molly)
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PamWh


Raving lUnAtIc!
Raving <font color=blue>lUnAtIc!</font>
10/31/2007 2:43 PM Woman's Dictionary  
Posted By dbleblanc on 10/31/2007 2:15 AM

LOL LOL... I know this is an old post but I want to know... Who copied my RULES... LOL OMG that is so me!!!

I use all of these terms with the meaning that is pointed out: Fine, Five Minutes, Nothing, Go Ahead, That's Okay, Thanks, Don't worry about it, I got it

The BIGGY for me is the "Don't worry about it, I got it".... that is when I am PO'd.. LOL  and when he comes back with what's wrong... I am just furious by this point!!!

The answer to "What's wrong?" is  always "Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" 


PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
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dbleblanc


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
10/31/2007 3:01 PM Woman's Dictionary  
Posted By PamWh on 10/31/2007 2:43 PM
Posted By dbleblanc on 10/31/2007 2:15 AM

LOL LOL... I know this is an old post but I want to know... Who copied my RULES... LOL OMG that is so me!!!

I use all of these terms with the meaning that is pointed out: Fine, Five Minutes, Nothing, Go Ahead, That's Okay, Thanks, Don't worry about it, I got it

The BIGGY for me is the "Don't worry about it, I got it".... that is when I am PO'd.. LOL  and when he comes back with what's wrong... I am just furious by this point!!!

The answer to "What's wrong?" is  always "Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you!" 



 and I don't!!!!!!

Donna (mommy to Kasey & Molly)
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