He was so cute as a puppy, but he's gotten ugly and big (pure-bred Basset Hound)

Barks

Has fleas

Whimpers at night (locked in storage room at night)

Chews

Won't stay off the furniture

Pregnant

Pees when he is excited (four years old, not neutered)

Girl friend hates dogs

Digs

Slobbers too much

Sheds

New baby on the way

Moving

Eats too much

Spouse hates dogs

Runs along the fence and now no grass grows there

Wants to sit in my husband's lap and he can't stand the dog

Barks during the day (German Shepherd chained outdoors on a 6' chain leash)

We don't stay home much

Bites young son (after stating son pulls ears and tail)

Boy friend loves dogs, but hates this one

Growls and bites (trained as a guard dog)

Grandmother won't visit us because she's scared of him

Sleeps too much (12 years old)

Don't have time to walk her because we both work during the day

She's gotten pregnant twice in one year

Mean

He's constantly embarrassing us by humping (two years old, not neutered)

Vet says she needs more surgery

Demands too much attention

Eats too much since he turned nine months old (Great Dane)

His ears are too long - have to clean them every time he eats (poodle in dire need of grooming and defleaing)

His bark is irritating

She has too many puppies at each birth (four years old, six litters)

Neighbors complain because he digs in their yard

They poop too much (two medium sized dogs)

Moving into our dream house we had built

Our house is too small

Last vet said we need to bring him in more often; had no idea it costs so much

Runs away from home too much - outside dog

Eats the newspapers of our neighbors

Chases cars

Is a messy eater

Installed new carpeting

Can't afford the food

Has become blind

Growls at my mother

Won't walk any more (severe case of arthritis)

Barks outside our window at night trying to get our attention at bedtime

Neighbor doesn't like her

We take a lot of vacations