or you will stare at your mommy for hours
ok this is rita's day
you MUST wake mommy at 4 am (almost on the dot) to go potty)
then go back to bed til mommy's alarm goes off goes off and she has to drag you out of bed to back out and potty
back to sleep til she goes into her crate for the day (because SOMEBODY pottys in the house durring the day) If it is Thursday she goes to Lolas's playhouse for a day of play with other little dogs
oh she MUST have a treat when she goes into her crate
(oh if it is saturday and mommy is being lazy on the couch and napping she MUST wake me up to remind her to give her her morning treat , Literally she will wake me up for a treat )
when daddy gets home you MUST run like heck to get outside to potty she made it
then daddy MUST get the food ready whille they are out side or there will be heck to pay
then mommy comes home and you MUST licker her all over her face and sniff her ALL over or she will follow her around til she can
then mommy gets settled after working her long day Rita MUSTstare until Mommy thinks it is Chewy time"
then after that is play time and you MUST play tug o war or fetch for about an hour as mommy is watching tv then by then it is almost 9 pm on the dot she is on the couch alseep
This is rita's day and mommy MUST stick to it and if i am slacking she lets me know it by shredding a toy when i am not looking , But i do swear the Rattys can tell time
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