I never know what to get my 16 yo brother and cousin, so i always buy them pretty boxers!!  What do you buy the person who has everything? more undies!!! I just cleaned out my drawer and my husband was whining about me still  having too many, and I shoved a 30 gallon tote full of panties that I was culling out at him, and he shut up. 

Definately able to relate there!

Ok, so I guess you are all open to whatever we want to post here wether gross or funny so I have a pretty funny/gross story to share.  Actually, its kind of weird but it has to do with undies...not of the PANTY persuasion, but a bra.

Okay, so a couple days ago, Ace was awake in the middle of the night apparently(I AM A REALLY HARD SLEEPER so I was unaware)(he usually sleeps in the bed with me UNDER the covers of course)and decides to find something to play with.  Its almost as if he can see ANYTHING even if its dark and it doesnt look like he should play with it...he finds it...well, anyway, he finds a bra of mine that I THOUGHT I had up out of the way so he cant get to it and chew on it or destroy it!  HAHA! WRRRRROOOONNNNNNNGG!  BOY WAS I EVER WRONG!

I wake up the next morning not knowing the extra curricular activities that Ace has been involved in the night before because OF COURSE BY THAT TIME he was back up in the bed in his little "nook and cranny" under the covers FAST ASLEEP!  So, by the time I wake up and look around I INSTANTLY REALIZE that he had found the smallest exposed piece of that bra that he can get his busy little rattie teeth on and procedes to chew on it and RUIN IT! 

Thats not all folks...and this is the NASTY PART!  Just this morning, as he went out for his morning visit to the yard, I noticed that he has a weird looking poop and so I walk over to see what it may be...curiously, I bend down and get kinda worried what may be in it...I go inside, get a pair of latex gloves and procede to disect his poop...NOW AS A DISCLAIMER....I NEVER EVER EVER DO THAT OTHERWISE!  MOST TIMES IF HE EVER POOPS IN THE HOUSE I GAG WHEN I HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP!  So anyway, I am by this time gagging and laughing my butt off because what was in his poop but my bra tag from a couple nights ago from that BRA THAT HE DECIDED HE LOVED AS A TOY! 

I was angry with him because it was my fave bra but at the same time...ISNT THAT A RATTIE FOR YA!!!!  

I have no idea how I missed this earlier!!! 

Great stories MB and Sue!!  LMAO!

And I have secretly always wanted to add Rowdy's nasty panty-eating on here, but a little embarrased, too!  After all, it's pretty gross really!  We bought a mesh lidded laundry basket at Ikea simply to deal with his habit.  I used to have to keep the dirty panties on top of my dresser and even then he'd find a way to reach up and pull em down.  (There's no door on the bedroom- it's like a loft upstairs.  So that was not an option...)  Finally, I got tired of having to replace undies and decided buying a laundry basket that was enclosed would be far cheaper on the long run.

My old Sasha, you gotta love her!  LOL... people asked me how I didn't wake up, and I really don't have a good answer for that!! 

Sue in NY

Crotch of my UNDIES, Jan... crotch of my UNDIES... LOL... I think they were hangin' off me LOL

Guess I got a crotch 'o steel!  LOL

Sue in NY

 This is THE funniest thread yet!  (Anyone reading this who wasn't an animal fanatic of some sort would think we were all nuts though!)

   Halarious....   I had a dog that did that years ago. I can't remember what breed he was. But he would lay in wait to grab your undies from your hand as you took them off. Never had one that ate the crotch while I was wearing them though.

Rattagan's Mom