You are the first to awake on Sunday for the tailgate party so feel it necessary to wake up every guest that is spending the weekend by jumping on them and licking their face at 6am!

also

You are funnier than the drunk people while tailgating without even trying.

Actually all the guests didn't mind, they loved her. It was her first little family party and she just fit right in. She is such a good girl.

I did update when I got home. It was just fine, no major  damage

It is safe to say they have not been seperated since.