Human presently located in middle Tennessee, needing to be rescued from spastic rat terrier who has been confined to his crate for two weeks. 

This human is in good health... has had all her vaccinations... is heartworm negative... doesn't eat much... is a hard worker and very obedient.... very well trained.... has been spayed.

Seeking a new, loving home... anywhere where she can find some peace and quiet.

 (will sleep in large crate...)

 Nora! I miss ya! Come to Sunny (hot) Florida! I'll whip up a spot for ya!

Yes... in fact she has BRAND NEW transportation available (as of last week!)...

I suppose she can't be too picky, but she really was hoping to find a home with some dogs more her own size.  (do they make them that big?)  Not sure she can handle one more spastic rat terrier right now....

Hmmmmmmmmmm... never had a whipped up spot before!! 

Thanks, Vicki -- I'll add you to my will also!
Good night everyone... I'm gonna go hide...(maybe "red up" a spot on my bed! )  haha

Hey Nora glad you popped in, but what did I miss about Bailey ...is he sick...or ?

You are more then welcome to come here, but I must warn you that this is the house where the Rat Terrier 500 goes on almost daily!!!

Yeah, Nora.  I missed it too?  What's going on? 

You could come to see Zinnia and me.  We just got our guest bedrooms set up. 

Mia

Nora, you can come down here - only 3 spastic small dogs and 1 medium spastic dog.  We could do one of those reality TV shows like The Nanny only it would be The Dog Trainer - you could come in and "fix" all our dogs!  (Do you do cats, too? )

NO !! I don't "do" cats... and right now I'm not doing so well with my own dog! LOL
For those of you who asked... Bailey is on crate rest for two weeks (from last Thursday) because he has pulled a muscle in his right rear thigh area. He's on anti-inflammatory meds... and he is NOT a happy camper. This dog, who is SO totally crate trained and well behaved (even if I DO say so myself...).... is driving me freakin' nuts! You'd think he never saw a crate before and regardless of where I put it, he screams bloody murder. I'm truly surprised he hasn't lost his voice.

He goes tonight for another massage... he enjoys those. But who wouldn't? Dog massages cost more than human massages -- $45 for half hour! (I need to go to school to learn how to do this!)

Anyways... I'm still looking for a home this morning after about 3 hours of sleep last night. I want to go somewhere where it's quiet... and no dogs...

Duh.... WHY am I posting this request on this forum? geez... I must be brain dead !!

It's supposed to be 80 degrees and NO HUMIDITY tomorrow. Best day of the summer so far (according to the weather people). Vinnie doesn't make much noise Nora (we can dress him up so that he looks like something besides a dog) ... you'll never even know he's here ... C'mon down!!!!!

Nora! I musta missed the post about Bailey and his injury. Sorry to hear this. He's probably bored and in some discomfort. Can't believe they do massages at $45 a half hour! I need to learn this too! Hope the little guy is back to his old self soon!!!

Shannon - Oreo can't bite if he's in a crate.....

But... he sure can make some racket I bet !!

Yep, the booger has been spending a lot more time in his crate since the "incident"!