Hehe not really....but be warned: WEAR plastic gloves when seeding.

So get jalepenos (the big ones) and make a slice down the middle....it's ok if it goes all the way in half. With a knife get rid of ALL seeds (that's what burns). Stuff with cream cheese, brown sugar and a pineapple bit. Close back up....and wrap a piece of raw bacon around it with a toothepick. Grill. Eat. Enjoy.

TIP: when cutting onions place a piece of bread in your mouth; it absorbs the onion. Looks stupid but works.