Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER
BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped
in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran
out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it
and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him |