Ok, this is a couple of posts from the Phil Spector trial board....talking about a Phil Spector action figure.  To explain for those not following the trial:  he used a diaper to wipe the gun and his wig looks like a merkin.  Now for the humor:

Phil Spector Action Figure

Courtesy of the Tracy Toy Company, we are proud to announce the new Phil Spector Action Figure, just in time for the verdict to come in August of 2007.

Yes! The Phil Spector Action Figure comes complete with seven rugs and it's own hairstylist, to keep those mops looking sweet!!!

The Phil Spector Action Figure is a small sized replica of the King of Sound himself!!! Dress him up in one of his 1970's costume and the man is good to go! Comes complete with a set of wide ties for every day of the week!!!! Prefer the open collar? No problem?? Si Senor!! We though of that too! Each doll comes with a three pack starter set of cool and hip wide collar shirts, sure to please even the most unruliest woman in his life.

You'll also receive a plain brown bag along with the doll, and if you look inside, yowza!!!!! Adult Diapers for every conceivable situation possible!!!

Each doll can stand, or sit. And here's the extra folks - when he sits down - the doll actually will appear to fall asleep, just like CourtRoom Phil, the doll expected to be released next month!!!

The Tracy Toy Company will be merging in September with The Houdini "HeDIDit Doll" Company next month, so stay tuned.

SEVEN. Count them.. SEVEN wigs:

(3) Three fro's,

(1) One Beatle mop-oh-hair,

(2) Perm kit, complete with two perms (one long and one short)

And finally, for that big day when our doll arrives at San Quentin? The 1/4 inch cut.

Your doll will be styling!!!!!!!! Reserve one now!!!!!!!!!! Don't forget the tiny merkins