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PamWh


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06/22/2007 8:54 AM  

Dear Diary,

Here's what I cooked this week for my new hubby, Tom.

MONDAY:  It's fun to cook for Tom!   Today I made angel food cake.  The recipe said to beat 12 eggs separately.  The neighbors were nice enough t loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:  Tom wanted fruit salad for supper.  The recipe said to serve it without dressing, so I didn't dress.  What a surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper. 

WEDNESDAY:  A good day for rice.  The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice.  It seemed kind of silly, but I took a bath anyway.  I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY: Today Tom asked for salad again.  I tried a new recipe.  It said prepare ingredients; lay on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving.  Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:  I found an easy recipe for cookies.  It said put the ingredients in a bowl and beat it.  There must have been something wrong with this recipe.  When I got back, everything was the same as when I left. 

SATURDAY:  Tom did the shopping today and brought home a chicken.  He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy).

For some reason, Tom keeps counting to ten. 

SUNDAY:  Tom's folks came to dinner.  I wanted to serve roast, but all I had was hamburger.  Suddenly, I had a flash of genius!  I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast.  It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.

Goodnight Dear Diary.  This has been a very exciting week!  I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Tom.  If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with a chocolate moose. 

 


PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
mario07


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06/22/2007 4:45 PM  

That was funny!!


~~Shannon, Mario and Pepper's mom!~~

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