I love my master;
Thus I perfume myself with
This long-rotten squirrel.

My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I

Have made a puddle.

All day I sniff butts.

I come home to celebrate

By kissing your face.

Early morning dog
Whining soft at foot of bed -
Who needs alarm clock?

How do I love thee?
The ways are numberless as
My hairs on the rug.

I am your best friend,
Now, always, and especially
When you are eating.

It is morning now
I lick your sleeping face
Wake up - play with me!

Little sweater dog
standing forlorn in the rain
comes inside to poop

My owners' mood is

Romantic—I lie nearby.

I fart a big one.

You are my stamp pad
The mud I rolled in makes nice
Patterns on white shirts.

Squirrels, birds, and cats
Run everywhere, taunting me
I must chase them all.