These valuable courses specific to the needs of women has been thoughtfully prepared and presented by men as in-depth and life changing courses.
1. Elementary Map Reading
2. Crying and Law Enforcement
3. Advanced Math Seminar: Programming Your VCR
4. You CAN Go Shopping for Less than 4 Hours
5. Gaining Five Pounds vs. The End of the World: A Study in Contrast
6. The Seven-Outfit Week
7. Driving I: Getting Past Automatic Transmissions
8. Driving II: The Meaning of Blinking Yellow Lights
9. Driving III: Approximating a Constant Speed
10. Driving IV: Makeup and Driving: It's As Simple As Oil and Water
11. Football: Not a Game: A Sacrament
12. Telephone Translations: formerly titled "Me Too" Equals I Love You
14. Gift-giving Fundamentals: formerly titled "Fabric Bad, Electronics = Good"
15. Putting the Seat Down By Yourself: Potential Energy is on Your Side
16. Beyond "Clean and Dirty": The Nuances of Wearable Laundry
18. Joys of the Remote Control: Reaping the Benefits of 50+ Channels
20. Commitment Schmittment (formerly titled "Wedlock Schmedlock"
24. To Honor and Obey: Remembering the Small Print Above "I Do"
25. Your Mate: Selfish Idiot, or Victimized Sensitive Man?
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Summer Classes for Men
Due to the Complexity and Difficulty Level Of Their Contents, Class Sizes Will Be Limited to 8 Participants Maximum.
1. How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays
2. The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself?
3. Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor
4. After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?
5. Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
6. Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
7. Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
8. Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.
9. Sitting Quietly While She Parallel Parks.
10. How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion
12. How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors. |