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Subject: Maxine's Living Will
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PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
07/01/2008 11:31 AM  
This may be the one of the more practical and better Living Wills I've read. I, MAXINE, being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it, or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following: Glass of wine Chocolate Margarita Chocolate Martini Chocolate Chicken fried steak Cream gravy Chocolate Mexican food Chocolate French fries Chocolate Pizza Chocolate Ice cream Cup of coffee Chocolate Chocolate Sex Chocolate . . it should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes, let the 'fat lady sing,' and call it a day!
PamWh
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07/01/2008 11:38 AM  

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Rat-A-Tat-Tat
07/01/2008 11:48 AM  
lol
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Rat Royalty
07/01/2008 12:43 PM  
hahahahaha
Life is like a jar of Jalapenos what do you today could burn your butt tomorrow.

A.D.
daddy to 3 skin kiddos, and a dad to 3 fur kiddos
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