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cherylwordweaver


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
06/26/2008 11:10 AM  
Golf with your wife:
 

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly
she collapses from a heart attack! "Help me dear," she
groans to her husband.
 
The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a
few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.
 
His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.
 "I'm dying over here and you're putting?" "Don't worry
dear," says the husband?calmly, "they found a doctor on
the second hole and he's coming to help you." "Well, how
 long will it take for him to get here," she asks
"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already
agreed to let him play  through."

Aloha,
Cheryl Wordweaver mom to Aka & Taffy

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness.
Think of your three best friends

-- if they're okay, then it's you.


winnihoohoo


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
06/26/2008 11:19 AM  
oooo! How rude! he he!
PamWh


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
06/27/2008 12:21 PM  
At least she knows where she falls in his list of priorities.

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
erniebenernie


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
06/27/2008 7:09 PM  

 


Vicki

~*~I'd rather own an inch of a rat terrier then a mile of a pedigree~*~
tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
06/27/2008 7:37 PM  
oh that is horrible(in a funny way)
rebelredneck71


Rat Royalty
Rat Royalty
07/07/2008 1:25 PM  
I would be joiner her, because my wife would get up and kick my butt then lay back down,,, but funny should try that one day.

Life is like a jar of Jalapenos what do you today could burn your butt tomorrow.

A.D.
daddy to 3 skin kiddos, and a dad to 3 fur kiddos
Crystal


Ratastic
Ratastic
07/07/2008 10:01 PM  
Daniel thought that one was funny, go figure.

Mom to Guenhwyvar, When life gets hard, take a long hot bath and enjoy knowing the door locks and your phone is on silent!!


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