... little play on words.


     *Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*
     'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'

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     In a Podiatrist's office:
     'Time wounds all heels.'

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     On a Septic Tank Truck:
     Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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     At a Proctologist's door:
     'To expedite your visit, please back in.'

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     On a Plumber's truck:
     'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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     On another Plumber's truck:
     'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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     On a Church's Bill board:
     '7 days without God makes one weak.'

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     At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
     'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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     At a Towing company:
     'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'

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     On an Electrician's truck:
     'Let us remove your shorts.'

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     In a Nonsmoking Area:
     'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
     appropriate action.'

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     On a Maternity Room door:
     'Push. Push. Push.'

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     At an Optometrist's Office:
     'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right
     place.'

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     On a Taxidermist's window:
     'We really know our stuff.'

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     On a Fence:
     'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'

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     At a Car Dealership:
     'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
payment.'

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     Outside a Muffler Shop:
     'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'

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     In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
     'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'

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     At the Electric Company
     'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
     However, if you don't, you will be.'

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     In a Restaurant window:
     'Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.'

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     In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
     'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'

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     At a Propane Filling Station:
     'Thank heaven for little grills.'

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     And don't forget the sign at a
     CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
     'Best place in town to take a leak.'

     Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

     'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises'