WARNING:  Contains suggestion of child abuse. 

A two little girls were friends.  One girl slept over the other girl's house.   It was 3 a.m., and they were still up.  The girl's mother came downstairs and said, 'Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?'

The girl responded, 'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!'

Her mother said, 'Okay, honey. You can go to bed later.'

The other girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home.  
 
The next night the girl's mother said to her, 'Girl, go to bed! It's late!'

The girl shouted, 'Shut up Momma, I don't want to go to sleep!'

The girl's mother took one look at her & raised her eyebrow...

The girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, 'Where am I?'

A lady came over to the bed and answered, 'You're in the Intensive Care Unit, Sweetie.'