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tiggarat

Rat-A-Tat-Tat

04/26/2008 1:54 AM
By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"... In order to continue getting by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in. Now, here goes... The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service somewhere in the good old U S A today...... Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees." Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service." Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees..morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???" Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs." Room Service: "Ow July den?" Guest: ".....What??" Room Service: "Ow July den?!?.. pryed, boyud, poochd?" Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. scrambled, please." Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? C rease?" Guest: " C risp will be fine." Room Service: "Hokay An Sahn toes?" Guest: "What?" Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?" Guest: "I... don't think so." RoomService:FONT> "No? Judo wan sahn toes???" Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?" Guest: "Oh, English muffin!!!; I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." RoomService: "We bodder?" Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side." RoomService: "Wad?!?" Guest: "I mean butter... just put the butter on the side." RoomService: " Copy?" Guest: "Excuse me?" RoomService: " Copy...tea..meel?" Guest: "Yes. C offee, please... and that's everything. RoomService: "One Minnie Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... rye??"R> Guest: "Whatever you say." RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds." Guest: "You're welcome" Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' ".....and you do don't you!

Lisabeth furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie) Buddy - gone but never forgotten. "I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith

Maureen

Firehouse Big Dog

04/26/2008 6:06 AM
Scary but probably true!! Ha Ha!

Maureen Mom to Abby, Barkley and Reggie..and cat Sarah Jane Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job. ~Franklin P. Jones

Susan

Terrier Terror

04/27/2008 7:13 PM
Something is wrong with me! I understand it!

ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS WORTH OVERDOING Mom of eight. Pack leader to ten ratties: Maggie, Mysty, Berry, Simon, Ceecee and five puppies, Star,Sari, Bluebelle, Double stuf,and Snortie. As well as Ginger the Border Collie and Taffey the mini Aussie and Taffey's half rattie daughter Nedd (nasty evil devil dog and she really is too).

tiggarat

Rat-A-Tat-Tat

04/27/2008 7:18 PM
TENJOOBERRYMUDS = thank you very much.

Lisabeth furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie) Buddy - gone but never forgotten. "I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith

michelle

Bratty Ratty

04/27/2008 7:28 PM
I understood it but I work with toddlers and young preschoolers. One of the kids's parents opened a Bar and Grill up called the Cubby Hole and little Mikey calles it the Cubby Ho. and the have Cubby Ho Boogers.

michelle, mom to Sydney (JRT), Sonic (Rattie) and Proud mom to Army son, Jordan

PamWh

Attention Starved

05/01/2008 11:18 AM
I live in Texas. I understood it all.

PamWh aka Bob's Mom If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!

michelle_custer

Terrier Terror

05/01/2008 11:20 AM
i understood it all

Id rather have my rattie then any other dog Mom to Domino and Daisey May

rebelredneck71

Rat Royalty

05/19/2008 1:49 PM
I got it before i read it, something wrong witme

Life is like a jar of Jalapenos what do you today could burn your butt tomorrow. A.D. daddy to 3 skin kiddos, and a dad to 3 fur kiddos

bratt

Firehouse Big Dog

05/19/2008 1:53 PM
I live in West Tampa. I understood it all! (sigh)

Debra~KSSM Queen II Savanna~Princess Easy Street

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