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k_dmom33


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
04/12/2008 10:58 PM  
Can Coldwater Clean Dishes?

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.


John went to visit his 90-year-old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of
West Virginia.
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After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

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However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get
em. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"
 
For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"


Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

 
John yelled and said, "Grandpa, your dog won't let me get to my car".



cid:001e01c840e4$8daceaa0$75959018@zoominternet.netWithout diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted, "COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN NOW, YAH HEAR ME!!!"

Meet Coldwater.
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~~Teresa~~
tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
04/12/2008 11:02 PM  
that is really funny. do any of you let your dogs lick the plates?
PamWh


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
04/14/2008 4:04 PM  
I would say the answer is no, Coldwater cannot clean the dishes.

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
tford6


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
04/15/2008 8:38 PM  
LOL

Terri- mom to Abby Bella and Chloe the girls
Bailey's mom


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
04/15/2008 8:57 PM  
That was funny and I will admit that sometimes Bailey has cleaned a plate and I'll be kidding Dillon and tell him that thats one dish I won't have to wash.

~Nancy~
aka Bailey's Mom
PamWh


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
04/16/2008 11:45 AM  
Isn't dog slobber supposed to be cleaner than human slobber? Or is that just an urban legend?

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
afmac55


Rat Royalty
Rat Royalty
04/16/2008 12:19 PM  
Urban legend...it's just that doggie germs don't translate to people germs (for the most part, see zoonosis sp?) People say that because when a dog gets wounded they lick the wound and in a day or too it's healed up. It's only because they use their tongue to exfoliate the wound and removes the dead skin cells which are the dirty part. I know some people think it's gross but I love RT kisses!

Christy~Maggie's Mom

"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." - Unknown

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