I love collecting funny sayings, ponderings and jokes. Here are just a few new ones I got today from my cousin who is also named Cheryl:
I know what Victoria's Secret is. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, "You know, sometimes I just forget to eat." Now I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name, and my keys. But I've never forgotten to eat.
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him!!!
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