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Jeff


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
02/29/2008 5:38 AM  

"Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They swore at Billy Bob and left.

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Merry Christmas Buddy."







Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**

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Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/29/2008 3:49 PM  
omg, thats too cute...

Kacie, Mom to furbabies Missy Kitty, Angel the Rat & Mia the Ratchi
Spanky's Mom


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/29/2008 3:55 PM  
Too funny!!

When you own a Rattie....you KNOW you are in your right mind

THE MEANING OF RESCUE

Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed,
All nicely tucked in my warm new bed.
I'd like to open my baggage
Lest I forget,
There is so much to carry -
So much to regret.
Hmm... Yes there it is, right on the top
Let's unpack Loneliness, Heartache and Loss,
And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame.
As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave -
I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain.
I loved them, the others, the ones who left me,
But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me.
Will you add to my baggage?
Will you help me unpack?
Or will you just look at my things -
And take me right back?
Do you have the time to help me unpack?
To put away my baggage,
To never repack?
I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see,
But I do come with baggage -
Will you still want me?
mommabird


Ratastic
Ratastic
02/29/2008 4:03 PM  

LOL Luv it!


mommabird (Rachel)

Y'all have a Great Day!
swatson6


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
02/29/2008 4:15 PM  


Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan



PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
02/29/2008 4:16 PM  
That's a good one Jeff! Admit it, you're the one who called the FBI, aren't you?

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
tiggarat


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
02/29/2008 4:18 PM  

 


Lisabeth

furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie)
Buddy - gone but never forgotten.

"I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith
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