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Subject: THE MEN'S REVENGE!!!
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wmars1776


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/25/2008 10:37 AM  

How to Make a Woman Happy


It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man needs only to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself,
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked

2. Bring food


Bill - "Smokey's" Dad
Cumberland, Rhode Island

"To everything, there is a season"
www.myspace.com/wmars1776
erniebenernie


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
02/25/2008 10:39 AM  

Yeah, so what's your point !!  


Vicki

rattytatty


Training Moderator
Training Moderator
02/25/2008 10:40 AM  
I've been saying this for years !!!

~Nora~
Mom to Hoss, Lil'Bit, Buster & Bailey, CGC, OA, OAJ
DaisysMom


Moderator
<b>Moderator</b>
02/25/2008 10:43 AM  
Men are sooo easy

Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom

swatson6


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
02/25/2008 10:49 AM  

I'm glad someone finally made a to do list I can print up


Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan



wmars1776


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/25/2008 10:58 AM  

Oh Boy....I think I just got hit by a train!


Bill - "Smokey's" Dad
Cumberland, Rhode Island

"To everything, there is a season"
www.myspace.com/wmars1776
tford6


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
02/25/2008 12:26 PM  
lol

Terri- mom to Abby Bella and Chloe the girls
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