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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/08/2007 3:31 PM |
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Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to
elope
with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom
and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so
nice.
But
I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing,
tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much
older than I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the
woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream
of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact
that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves
and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine
and ecstasy.
In the meantime we pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy
can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know
how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to
visit
so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love,
Your Son John
PS.
Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted
to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card.
That's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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DaisysMom
Moderator
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| 05/08/2007 3:33 PM |
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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PamWh
Rattitude Problem
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| 05/08/2007 3:34 PM |
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I doubt if Dad was able to read the rest of the letter without having a heart attack!  |
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PamWh
aka Bob's Mom
If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy! |
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mario07
Bratty Ratty
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| 05/08/2007 4:22 PM |
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| Sounds like next door boy at 15! |
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~~Shannon, Mario and Pepper's mom!~~
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HexKing
Ratastic
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tiggarat
Bratty Ratty
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| 05/09/2007 1:20 PM |
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Lisabeth
furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie)
Buddy - gone but never forgotten.
"I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith |
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Sassy'sMama
Firehouse Big Dog
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| 05/09/2007 3:17 PM |
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| roflmao |
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~~Jan~~
Mama to Sassy
**God Bless Life's Bruises** |
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