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PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
02/21/2008 10:01 AM  

With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.  When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

 "May I see the new baby?" I asked

 "Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

 Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

 "No, not yet," She said.

 After another few minutes had elapsed,

 I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

 "No, not yet," replied my friend.

 Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well,  when can I see the baby?"

 "WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.

 "WHEN HE CRIES?"  I demanded.  "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

 "BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"


PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
treble02


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
02/21/2008 10:02 AM  
LOL! too cute!

~ Mary, Trixi and Toa's Mommy

Spanky's Mom


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/21/2008 10:09 AM  
Too funny!!

When you own a Rattie....you KNOW you are in your right mind

THE MEANING OF RESCUE

Now that I'm home, bathed, settled and fed,
All nicely tucked in my warm new bed.
I'd like to open my baggage
Lest I forget,
There is so much to carry -
So much to regret.
Hmm... Yes there it is, right on the top
Let's unpack Loneliness, Heartache and Loss,
And there by my leash hides Fear and Shame.
As I look on these things I tried so hard to leave -
I still have to unpack my baggage called Pain.
I loved them, the others, the ones who left me,
But I wasn't good enough - for they didn't want me.
Will you add to my baggage?
Will you help me unpack?
Or will you just look at my things -
And take me right back?
Do you have the time to help me unpack?
To put away my baggage,
To never repack?
I pray that you do - I'm so tired you see,
But I do come with baggage -
Will you still want me?
Sarah K


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/21/2008 10:10 AM  
LOL

Sarah
~ Mommy to Chrissy and Pepper (JackRat)

Chrissy and Pepper's Blog: http://360.yahoo.com/magicalmemories3980
swatson6


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
02/21/2008 10:10 AM  
Bwah!!

Sarah



BonitaKaz


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
02/21/2008 10:16 AM  
heehee

*Bonita* Mom to Nibbler!
tiggarat


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
02/26/2008 7:10 PM  

Lisabeth

furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie)
Buddy - gone but never forgotten.

"I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith
tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
02/26/2008 7:12 PM  
ohno that is to funny
bratt


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
02/26/2008 7:24 PM  

 LOL!


Debra~KSSM Queen II
Savanna~Princess Easy Street
bethann


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
02/26/2008 8:04 PM  
Oh my LOL!!

Beth, Sadies pooper scooper
Caesar & Julia's mom


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
03/08/2008 1:06 AM  
Hehehe!!!

Diane~ loved by Caesar and Julia

"Don't count the days, make the days count..."
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