Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault.

So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . . and you know how you
just-get-sooo-stressed... and life...sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF! He gets out of his car and I get out of my car.

He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close to me he looks up in my face and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I looked down at him and I said, "Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?"

... And that's when the fight started...

i was driving home when a truck filled with chickens slammed on its breaks. A chicken flew out and landed n my windshield

I was so mad i pulled on to the shoulder and sped down the road with the chicken still attached. A few minutes later the chicken flew off of my windshiled and flopped onto the car behind me.

Then I saw the twirling lights. A knock on my window and there was a cop. I smiled and said "What is the problem officer" He frowned and pointed to his car and sure enough the chicken was splattered over his windshield. I got scared and asked "Are you going to arrest me for flipping you the bird?"