For anyone that needs a laugh today!
You don't have to own a cat to get a hoot out of this guy's story!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year's Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered
our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the
local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we
opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the
yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the
house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab,
my wife (who doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be
empty for the night) explains to the taxi driver that I will be out
soon, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry I took so long," I
said, as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed.
I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She
tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap
her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked!
I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a parked car.. |