An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could
move apart and then slide back
together again.
The boy asked, "What is this Father?" The
father (never having
seen an elevator) responded,
"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
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While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat, old lady in a wheel chair
moved up to the
moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the
boy and his father
watched the small
circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to
light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blonde stepped out.
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The father said quietly to his son....."Go get your mother."
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