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Nat

Rat-A-Tat-Tat

05/05/2007 9:48 AM
> The Diary of a Dog > > > 8:00am Dog food! My favorite thing! > 9:30am A car ride! My favorite thing! > 9:40am A walk in the park! My favorite thing! > 10:30am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing! > 12:00pm Lunch! My favorite thing! > 1:00pm Played in the yard! My favorite thing! > 3:00pm Wagged my tail! My favorite thing! > 5:00pm Milk bones! My favorite thing! > 7:00pm Got to play ball! My favorite thing! > 8:00pm Wow! Watched TV with my family! My favorite thing! > 11:00pm Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing! > > > The Diary of a Cat > <script></script> > > It is day 683 of my captivity: My captors continue to taunt me with > bizarre dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the > other inmates and myself are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. > Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I > nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The > only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.. In an attempt to > disgust them, I vomit on the floor. > > > Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. > I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly > demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made > condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The > audacity! There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. > I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. > However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that > my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what > this means, and how to use it to my advantage. Today I was almost > successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving > around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow > but > at the top of the stairs. > > > I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. > The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released -and > seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. > > > The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating > with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. > The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated > cell, so he is safe... for now.

xoxo, -Nat http://www.NatInAustin.com http://www.myspace.com/cookieinaustin

Russ' Pal

Rat-A-Tat-Tat

05/05/2007 9:50 AM
heheee

-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca

amletpumpkin

Terrier Terror

05/05/2007 9:56 AM
LOL

Apollo's Mommy

Feisty

05/05/2007 11:51 AM
Hehehehehehe!

"You can't fix stupid." - Ron White ~ Jolene ~ Mommy to Apollo, Emma, & Indie

tiggarat

Bratty Ratty

05/06/2007 5:53 PM


Lisabeth furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie) Buddy - gone but never forgotten. "I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith

HexKing

Ratastic

05/08/2007 8:33 AM
That is too funny. Although I could just picture ANY cat writing it

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. --Corey Ford

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