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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY, by Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan.  Illustrated by Michael Moore

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA, by Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton 

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL, by Hillary Clinton 

Sequel:  THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY, by Bill Clinton 

MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE, by Osama Bin Laden 

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD, by Bill Gates 
 
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY,  by Dennis Rodman 
 
THINGS I KNOW TO BE TRUE, by Al Gore & John Kerry 

GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN, by Amelia Earhart

A COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES, by Dr. J. Kevorkian 
 
ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE, by Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnel 

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE, by Mike Tyson

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS, by O.J. Simpson

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE OVER BRIDGES, by Ted Kennedy 

MY BOOK OF MORALS, by Bill Clinton with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

AND, JUST ADDED:
 
Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy! by Nancy Pelosi

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