DaisysMom
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| 05/03/2007 12:33 PM |
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help
me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it
started. Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?"
Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over
the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
nice cup of tea, and then ....."
He sighed................
"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."  |
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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Russ' Pal
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
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| 05/03/2007 12:45 PM |
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| OMG! |
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-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca |
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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/03/2007 12:55 PM |
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BWWHAA  |
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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bratt
Firehouse Big Dog
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| 05/03/2007 1:00 PM |
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| That is soooo wrong!! |
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Debra~KSSM Queen II
Savanna~Princess Easy Street
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:09 PM |
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| that didnt originate as a blonde joke , it was a brunette joke. yes i have a book LOL |
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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/03/2007 1:14 PM |
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Is there anything you don't know? |
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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Katie'sMom
Newbie
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Nat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
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| 05/03/2007 1:25 PM |
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teehee.....
And Tracey...the joke was funny, too!  |
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xoxo,
-Nat
http://www.NatInAustin.com
http://www.myspace.com/cookieinaustin
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:29 PM |
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i have yet to find a challenge i couldnt meet or live up to. but im far from perfect.......... so far my trials of learningto walk on water have failed misserably. tomorrows another day tho 
yeh im being sarcastic...... |
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Katie'sMom
Newbie
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| 05/03/2007 1:32 PM |
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Posted By Alpha Rattie on 05/03/2007 1:29 PM i have yet to find a challenge i couldnt meet or live up to. but im far from perfect.......... so far my trials of learningto walk on water have failed misserably. tomorrows another day tho yeh im being sarcastic......
I know --- once you thought you were wrong, but you were mistaken, right?  |
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:36 PM |
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| i had to read that 3 times before it sunk in HAHAHA |
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kimrose
Feisty
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Katie'sMom
Newbie
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| 05/03/2007 1:37 PM |
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| Hmmmm, and are you blonde? |
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hmbghettopic53
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:44 PM |
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| LOL that's awesome. I may just have to post the one I know next. |
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Jen & Illyria |
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:48 PM |
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| no im not blonde............ who here has heard of BLONDSTAR??? ( onstar) bahahaha ill post the link |
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 1:53 PM |
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here we go
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrt2q6Mpeyc |
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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/03/2007 1:53 PM |
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Posted By Katie'sMom on 05/03/2007 1:32 PM
Posted By Alpha Rattie on 05/03/2007 1:29 PM i have yet to find a challenge i couldnt meet or live up to. but im far from perfect.......... so far my trials of learningto walk on water have failed misserably. tomorrows another day tho yeh im being sarcastic...... I know --- once you thought you were wrong, but you were mistaken, right?
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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Jeff
Bratty Ratty
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| 05/03/2007 9:14 PM |
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Not a blonde joke??? that's as blonde as you could get!
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Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**
http://www.bonusbuy.biz
myspace.com/Jeffery26
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10043207@N02/
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/03/2007 9:34 PM |
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| go to www.youtube.com and search for BLONDESTAR |
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winnihoohoo
Bratty Ratty
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HexKing
Ratastic
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| 05/04/2007 7:27 AM |
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Posted By Alpha Rattie on 05/03/2007 1:29 PM i have yet to find a challenge i couldnt meet or live up to. but im far from perfect.......... so far my trials of learningto walk on water have failed misserably. tomorrows another day tho yeh im being sarcastic......
ROTFLMAO
Love it
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Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford |
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Alpha Rattie
Ratastic
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| 05/04/2007 8:51 AM |
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| well if you have mastered walking on water............ i have the rest. maybe we can get together and compare notes and rule the world !!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA***coughcough** BWAHAHAHAHAHA ahem ............................ im done TY |
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