A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a
 snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one. Both of
 their cars are totally demolished but amazingly
 neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious
ways.
 After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling
 about women drivers.
 The woman says, "So, you're a man. That's interesting.
 I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's
 nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign
 from God that we should be friends and live in peace
 for the rest of our days".
 Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree
 completely, this must be a sign from God!" But you're
 still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive.
 The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another
 miracle. My car is completely demolished but this
 bottle of wine didn't break. Surely
 God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
 fortune."
 She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head
 in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and
 then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and
 hands it back to the man.
 The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
 The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the
 police....

"MORAL OF THE STORY:
 Women are clever, evil b******. Don't mess with them.