I don't know if this was posted yet or not anywhere, but I thought my fellow Ohio natives would get a kick out of it!  Makes me miss living there!!
> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in Ohio .
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> If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Ohio ..
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> If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Ohio
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> If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number,
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> you may live in Ohio .
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> If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Columbus for the Weekend, you may live in Ohio ..
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> If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Ohio .
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> If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Ohio .
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> If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in Ohio
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> If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching,
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> you may live in Ohio .
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> If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Ohio ..
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> If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Ohio ..
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> If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you may live in Ohio .
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> If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody is passing you,
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> you may live in Ohio .
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> If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow,
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> you may live in Ohio .
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> If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction,
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> you may live in Ohio .
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> If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you may live in Ohio .
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> If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly", you may live in Ohio
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