Posted By winnihoohoo on 11/16/2007 11:46 PM
Lets see...Top ten things men understand;

10. How to take the garbage out... after you nag at him for three days to take it out.

9. How to justfy the need to buy new tools, and hunting gear, and computer games...

8. How to pee in the woods, when bathroom occupied, or not even make it to the woods, just off the front porch even if the bathroom is UNOCCUPIED

7. Jeans can be worn at least twice before needing washed, or as many times as they can get away with it...

6. Play with the dogs, but not want to clean up their waste or take them outside to go potty, or to vet to get shots, or feed them, or water them...

5. How to start building something, but never finishing it, and leaving all the building materials in the yard/garage laying around for you to trip over and promising to finish it soon

4. Use the last bit of tp, or paper towels and not replace them for the next person, but bitch, whine, moan and complain when there is none in there for him to use, and demand some brought to him, when he should ahve realized it was empty before he ever set down.

3. Snore all night keeping you awake

2.Complain about you spending money, and going out and buying a riding lawn mower.

1. Ask where something is in the kitchen, and when you finally get up and go in there, he has already found it.... OR it's right where you todl him it would be, and yet he still can't seem to find it, because he won't open the cabinet door or drawer to physically look for it himself.