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DaisysMom


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11/16/2007 12:31 PM  

Pittsburgh Temperature Conversion Chart 

@ +70 degrees 
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear. 
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers. 
 
@ +60 degrees 
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat. 
People in Pittsburgh plant gardens. 
 
@ +50 degrees 
Clifornians shiver uncontrollably. 
People in Pittsburgh sunbathe. 
 
@ +40 degrees 
Italian & English cars won't start. 
People in Pittsburgh drive with the windows down. ;
 
@ +32 degrees 
Distilled water freezes. 
The Monongahela River water gets thicker. 
 
@+20 degrees 
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. 
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt. 

@ +15 degrees 
Chicago landlords finally turn up the heat. 
People in Pittsburgh have the last cookout before it gets cold. 
 
@ +10 degrees 
People in Miami all die. 
People in Pittsburgh lick the flagpole. 
 
@ 0 degrees 
Californians fly away to Mexico 
People in Pittsburgh get out their winter coats. 
 
@ -10 degrees 
Hollywood disintegrates. 
The Girl Scouts in Pitts burgh are selling cookies door to door. 
 
@ -25 degrees 
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic . 
Boy Scouts in Pittsburgh postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough. 
 
@ -30 degrees 
Mount St. Helen's freezes. 
People in Pittsburgh rent some videos. 
 
@ -40 degrees
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. 
Pople in Pittsburgh get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg. 
 
@ -45 degrees 
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products. 
Cows in Pittsburgh complain about farmers with cold hands. 
 
-60 degrees 
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). 
People in Pittsburgh start saying, "Cold 'nuff for yinz guys?" 
 
@ -100 degrees 
Hell freezes over. 
THE CLEVELAND BROWNS WIN THE SUPER BOWL!


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tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
11/16/2007 12:35 PM  
that is a good one!
PamWh


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
11/16/2007 12:52 PM  
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.

Naw, us Texans are saying "FINALLY! Summer is over just in time for Christmas!"

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

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danbenau


Rat-A-Tat-Tat
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
11/16/2007 8:40 PM  
There used to be a similar chart on the door of the laboratory next to mine, but it compared Californians and Minnesotans. At 0 F, -20 C, American cars don't start, Japanese cars need jumps, Californians blow away, and Minnesotans put on their Spring coats. I still laugh at these.

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Kceynowa24


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
11/18/2007 3:32 PM  
Posted By PamWh on 11/16/2007 12:52 PM
@ +70 degrees
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Pittsburgh go swimming in the Rivers.

Naw, us Texans are saying "FINALLY! Summer is over just in time for Christmas!"

 

 

ACK Paggy, that is so true.  WE Pray that it might get down to 70 degrees in time for Christmas day!


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michelle


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
11/18/2007 3:53 PM  
Posted By danbenau on 11/16/2007 8:40 PM
There used to be a similar chart on the door of the laboratory next to mine, but it compared Californians and Minnesotans. At 0 F, -20 C, American cars don't start, Japanese cars need jumps, Californians blow away, and Minnesotans put on their Spring coats. I still laugh at these.


Read something like here as well but the end was that the Minnesota Vikings finally won the Super Bowl.


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bratt


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
11/18/2007 5:53 PM  

@+20 degrees 
Floridians put on coats, thermal underwear, gloves and woolly hats. 
People in Pittsburgh throw on a flannel shirt. 

 

Actually this happens at about +50*! I was ready for my warm woolies last night, and it was only about 55* while I was working the 'lot'!


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Savanna~Princess Easy Street
HexKing


Ratastic
Ratastic
11/19/2007 12:00 PM  
not to be a spoil sport, but absolute zero (0 Kelvin) is –459.67 °F, and –273.15 °C.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford
bratt


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
11/19/2007 6:04 PM  
Posted By HexKing on 11/19/2007 12:00 PM
not to be a spoil sport, but absolute zero (0 Kelvin) is –459.67 °F, and –273.15 °C.



Ummm....who said anything about absolute zero?


Debra~KSSM Queen II
Savanna~Princess Easy Street
HexKing


Ratastic
Ratastic
12/03/2007 11:36 AM  
Posted By bratt on 11/19/2007 6:04 PM

Ummm....who said anything about absolute zero?

-60 degrees ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale). People in Pittsburgh start saying, "Cold 'nuff for yinz guys?"

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.
--Corey Ford
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