A couple went to the movies one night. The man sat in an aisle seat because it feels a little roomier to him.
Just as the feature was about to start a woman from the center of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me."
By the time she got to the man, he was trying to look around her and was a little impatient so he said, "Couldn't you have done this a little earlier?"
"No!!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELL PHONE PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car!"
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