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Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
10/20/2007 10:04 AM  
Costume Party
 
  A couple was invited to a swanky costume Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going.
So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his    current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new babe that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished ,
naturally, since he was her husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang.  Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had.  He said: "- Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."
- "Did you dance much?"
- "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to......."

 


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tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
10/20/2007 10:19 AM  
OHNO THAT IS TERRIABLE
swatson6


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
10/20/2007 10:29 AM  


Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan



Caesar & Julia's mom


Alpha Feist
Alpha Feist
10/23/2007 12:47 AM  
OMG!!! Funny and awful at the same time!!LOL

Diane~ loved by Caesar and Julia

"Don't count the days, make the days count..."
bratt


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
10/30/2007 8:15 PM  


Debra~KSSM Queen II
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Kathie Marler


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
10/30/2007 8:19 PM  

 Funny!

tauney4


Pack Leader
Pack Leader
10/30/2007 8:21 PM  
THAT ONE IS A GOOD ONE TOO!
RattieGurl0102


Terrier Terror
Terrier Terror
11/02/2007 11:27 PM  

~ Shelbi and Miss Daisy ~

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