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Jeff

Bratty Ratty

10/18/2007 5:19 PM

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp.
If you don't, you are an insensitive jerk.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated a woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain.
If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something.
If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are up on yourself.
If you aren't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**

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dbleblanc

Bratty Ratty

10/18/2007 6:38 PM
but this is sooo true!!!!

Donna (mommy to Kasey & Molly)

bratt

Firehouse Big Dog

10/18/2007 6:51 PM
That's right, and don't forget it!

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michelle

Firehouse Big Dog

10/18/2007 7:01 PM
Very Good Jeff!!!

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Brandy

Firehouse Big Dog

10/18/2007 7:04 PM
It's nice to know that you've learned this at such an early age...takes most men several years of being married to learn that!

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dbleblanc

Bratty Ratty

10/18/2007 7:22 PM
Posted By Brandy on 10/18/2007 7:04 PM It's nice to know that you've learned this at such an early age...takes most men several years of being married to learn that! Very good point Brandy!!!!

Donna (mommy to Kasey & Molly)

Jeff

Bratty Ratty

10/18/2007 7:39 PM
and y'all wonder why us guys only have one thing on our mind....pfft

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