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Nat

Rat-A-Tat-Tat

04/12/2007 10:47 AM
Dearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure about it. I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain. We haven't seen them since. The weather isn't bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send; your Uncle Billy Bob said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. Bubba locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven't found out what it is yet so I don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. Uncle Bobby Ray fell into a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated, he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Butch was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down! There isn't much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Your Favorite Aunt, Mom

xoxo, -Nat http://www.NatInAustin.com http://www.myspace.com/cookieinaustin

mario07

Bratty Ratty

04/12/2007 10:49 AM
LOL!!!

~~Shannon, Mario and Pepper's mom!~~

DaisysMom

Moderator
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04/12/2007 10:52 AM
Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom

bratt

Firehouse Big Dog

04/12/2007 2:07 PM
Too funny!

Debra~KSSM Queen II Savanna~Princess Easy Street

spence9118

Terrier Terror

04/12/2007 3:52 PM
He He That wa funny!

Erica- Charlie and Tucker's Mommy www.myspace.com/ricka9118

Susan

Terrier Terror

04/13/2007 1:37 AM
This is the good stuff that I missed the most!

ANYTHING WORTH DOING IS WORTH OVERDOING Mom of eight, only three left at home! Pack leader to ten ratties: Maggie, Mysty, Berry, Simon, Ceecee and five puppies, Star,Sari, Bluebelle, Double stuf,and Snortie. As well as Ginger the Border Collie and a herd of turkeys!

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