A woman goes ice fishing. She takes out an ice pick and begins to hack away. She hears a loud voice from above saying, "There're no fish there." She goes to another spot and starts to pick away. Again comes the voice, "There're no fish there either." She tries a third spot. Once more, she hears the voice from above say, "Nope. Not there either."
Finally, the woman, growing a little nervous, looks up and asks, " Are you God?" The response from above booms, "No. I'm the arena manager." |