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PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
09/21/2007 12:52 PM  

There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms. Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.

The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.

The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's.

She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday..."

"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles."


PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
swatson6


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Attention Starved
09/21/2007 12:54 PM  


Sarah
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DaisysMom


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09/21/2007 12:57 PM  


Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom

kimrose


Feisty
Feisty
09/21/2007 4:14 PM  

LOL!


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Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
09/21/2007 7:01 PM  


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Jeff


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
09/21/2007 7:55 PM  






Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**

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michelle


Firehouse Big Dog
Firehouse Big Dog
09/21/2007 7:57 PM  

That is great.


michelle, mom to Sydney (JRT), Sonic (Rattie), Buddy(Jack-Rat) and Proud mom to Army son, Jordan

http://www.dogster.com/dogs/893222 Sydney
http://www.dogster.com/dogs/893220 Sonic
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tiggarat


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
09/26/2007 4:31 PM  

  


Lisabeth

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libertynjusticemom


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
09/26/2007 4:45 PM  
LOL!!!

Jessa~ Mom to Liberty and Justice my two ratties and Blue our Italian Greyhound
buttonbutt


Newbie
Newbie
09/28/2007 8:01 PM  

Bailey's mom


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
09/28/2007 8:30 PM  
Lol, that is funny.

~Nancy~
aka Bailey's Mom
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