Well, I am listening to Lola’s campaign, but am just now picking my jaw up from the floor upon learning that she may be in a “family way”.  Lola, honey, just what do you have to say for yourself?  My mama was out today and turned off her computer, I do believe she is trying to keep me away from it.  Fiddle-dee-dee.

K.S.

Oh, and perhaps Miss Nora is showing some sour grapes because my Marley has shunned her affection?  Hmmmm?

Moderater Note:  I suppose these types of comments should be going under the non-graphic thread folks.   Or not --- I don't know - it's supposed to be a fun thread and a fun contest with no real rules so long as no one does anything mean spirited -- if everyone participating is happy and everyone is having fun - that's what really matters.

Rules we don't need no stinkin rules!

This thread has been so much fun.  I just hope that in four years when we do it again Miss Noodles will be mature enough to get invloved (hee hee hee).

I am happy to release my latest campaign poster.  I was feeling rather rustic on this train trip, so I  pulled out my lovely denim jacket trimmed with white ruffles and accessorized with a red bandana, which I thought most appropriate train attire.  Fiddle-dee-dee!  Suddenly I realized that most of you don’t realize that Southern Belles wear denim and can relate to those of you who wear denim on a daily basis.  I immediately got with my Campaign Manager, Dixie Pride, and we threw together this quick poster illustrating just how good I look in denim.  This was taken while on a rest break during our exhausting trip.  The sacrifices I am making for my adoring public!  

Toodles for now,

K.S.  

Noodles, hmmmm.  Why don’t you have her doggies get in touch with my doggies.  I may have a place for her in my campaign and possible administration.  After all, Noodles is such a cute name and she obviously has a sense of fashion, seeing as she is wearing that pink bandana.

K.S.

My Fellow Ratties,

I would like to officially announce my candidacy for the 2008 Rat-Terrier President.  My support staff have been diligently working on my campaign and I would like to invite you to visit my official campaign website at:

www.trixi08.rattie500.com

Please visit the website for continuous coverage and announcements. Your support is greatly appreciated.  I look forward to serving you as your Rattie President.

Trixi

Paid for & approved by Trixi for Rattie President
©2008 Trixi™

Well, Katie Scarlett has taken to her bed she is so upset that I won't get her a website. Thanks a lot Mary, thanks a whole lot.
Very cool, btw!

The Lola campaign continues to refuse to comment on the tabloid's representation of their candidate.  Lola feels that tomorrow's press release from her personal physician should be sufficient to diffuse the situation.

In the meantime, the campaign has begun to focus more intently on the availability of affordable vet care! All ratties, regardless of income or status, should be able to afford the basic vaccinations, flea medication, and pregnancy exams (NOT THAT ANYONE WE KNOW NEEDS ONE!!!) that they deserve.

Sonic has decided after reading all the adds that he does not want to run 'cuz it is to much work and will take away from his fun swimming time but he did say that he loves Trixi's web site and thinks a female Rattie President would be fine and if she wanted to she could come over some time for a nice relaxing dip in his private pool ( he sometimes forgets that he has to share it with his sister)

Lola campaign pledges to clean up cat litter in Rattieland!

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ANNOUNCEMENT FROM LOLA CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS:

Now that Lola's personal physician has proven the tabloids wrong, the campaign is continuing to focus on the issues!

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THESE ARE ALL SO GREAT!!!!

Murphy needs to put down the Kong and get busy with his campaign.  He's gotten lax, what with all the scandal and such. 

'Trixi for President' campaign website has been updated!! Visit the link below to read Trixi's lastest speech & browse around for other goodies!!

www.trixi08.rattie500.com

 Paid for & approved by Trixi for Rattie President
©2008 Trixi™

SICK site!  Well designed and looks like quite a lot of work went into it.  I liked the RT party logo... very cool.

Though at home taking care of Mother, I am still hard at work with the campaign. Today I secured a major endorsement and am happy to release my newest campaign ad.  

Katie Scarlett

P.S.  Trixi, dear, your updated website is lovely, but why are we seeing no full shots of you – have you perhaps had some unsightly weight gain?  If so, let me know, I have some wonderful weight loss tips I can share with you.  Of course, I never need them, I am naturally petite, but my dear sister is always battling her weight.  Toodles.

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My Dear Katie Scarlett,

Certainly you do not think a fine specimen of a Rattie like myself would be dealing with any unsightly weight gain.  As you would say, "Fiddle Dee Dee" to your weight loss tips.  If you check my most recent speech, you will see that I am as lean and beautiful as ever.  Thank you for your concern and offer to help, but I will not be needing it. 

Ta-Ta!

Trixi

Well, Trixi darlin’ I’m so glad to hear that.  Now, little ol’ me didn’t mean to offend lirtle ol’ you – I was merely offering some of my beauty tips.  But, how silly of me, as you are indeed a beautiful Rattie – why I’ve always thought you looked a lot like me!  What was I thinking!  

Hugs and Kisses you precious little thang,

K.S.

Eddie is entering the race late due to a problem with his campaign manager and some dirty tricks. Eddie is not afraid to tackle the tough or unpopular issues as you can see in his first campaign poster.