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Jeff
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| 08/28/2007 1:52 AM |
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What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
"Is it mine?" |
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Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**
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Jeff
Bratty Ratty
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| 08/28/2007 1:56 AM |
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On a plane bound for London, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section, and requested that she moved to the economy because she wasn’t in possession of a first class ticket.
The blonde replied.
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to London, and I’m not moving!”
Not wanting to cause a scene with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to talk to her.
He went to the woman, again asking her to move out of the first class section.
Again, the blonde replied.
“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m going to London, and I’m not moving!”
The co-pilot returned to the cockpit, and asked the captain what he should do.
The captain replied,
“I’m married to a blonde. I know how to handle this.”
He went to the first class section and whispered in the blondes’ ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the economy section, muttering, “Why didn’t anyone say so?”
Surprised, the flight attendant and co-pilot asked the captain what he had said to her.
The captain replied.
I just told her that the first class section wasn’t going to London!” |
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Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**
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myspace.com/Jeffery26
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10043207@N02/
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Jeff
Bratty Ratty
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| 08/28/2007 2:08 AM |
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There was a blonde and a brunette who inherited their fathers farm after he passed away. The farm was beautiful with rolling hills and plenty of animals. After about a year, the animals started to die. The farm was falling apart. They counted their money and found that the only had 600 dollars. So they put their heads ogether. "Ive got it!" said the brunette "Ill go find a bull. Our farm will
be back to normal in no time."
"How will we do that?" asked the blonde.
"Ill go find a bull and when I do Ill call you. You hook up the trailer to the truck and come get the bull."
So they agreed on the plan. A couple weeks later the brunetter left on her journey to find the bull. She looked high and low for a bull, but there were no bulls that fit her expectations. Finally she found a bull she wanted.
"How much?" she asked the farmer.
"Well, I dont think I could take a penny less than 599 dollars" said the farmer.
"Great! Ill still have one dollar left. Ill take him!" The brunette was so excited that she grabbed the bull and started heading into town.
"How are you going to get the bull home without a trailer?"
"Well," said the brunette, "Im ging to call my sister and tell her to hitch the trailer up to the truck and come get us."
"Long distance charges are five to six dollars."
"Well, then Ill send a telegram". The brunette walked into town to the post office to send her telegram.
"I need to send a telegram. I need it to say that I found a bull and I need my sister to hitch up the trailer to the truck and come get us. Here are the directions." She handed the postman the directions. "How much will that be?"
"Its 99 cents per word" said the postman.
The brunette was so mad. How was she supposed to get home if she couldnt get her sister to come? She slammed her head down on the table. She had to think of one word that would tell her sister to come get her. A few seconds later she put her head up and said, "Comfortable."
"Excuse me, but how will the word comfortable tell your sister to come get you and the bull?" asked the postman.
"My sister is a blonde she'll read it slowly." |
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Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**
http://www.bonusbuy.biz
myspace.com/Jeffery26
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10043207@N02/
http://www.perfspot.com/Jeffery7505 |
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tiggarat
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Jeff
Bratty Ratty
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| 09/05/2007 3:04 AM |
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Blonde Medical Terminoligy
Anally........occurring yearly
Artery........study of paintings
Bacteria......back door of cafeteria
Barium........what Dr.'s do when treatment fails
Bowel.........One of the letters a-e-i-o-u
Caesarian section...a district in Rome
Cat scan.......searching for the kitty
cauterize......made eye contact with her
colic.........sheep dog
coma..........a punctuation mark
congenital.....friendly
d&c............where the whit house is
diarrhea.......journal of daily events
dilate.........to live long
enema..........not a friend
fester.........quicker
fibula.........a small lie
genital........non-Jewish
G.I. series....soldiers' bal game
hangnail.......where you hang your coat
impotent.......distinguished, well known
Labour pain....got hurt at work
morbid.........a higher offer
Nitrate........cheaper than day rate
node...........was aware of
outpatient.....person who had fainted
pap smear......a fatherhood test
pelvis.........cousin of Elvis
protein........favoring young ppl
rectum.........damn near killed'em
recovery room..place to do upholstery repair
rheumatic......amorous
scar...........rolled tobacco leaves
secretion......hiding anything
seizure........roman emperor
serology.......study of knighthood
tablet.........a small pill
terminal illness..sickness at airport
Tibia...........country in north Africa
tumor..........an extra pair
urine..........opposite of you're out
caricose.......located nearby
vein...........conceited |
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Being a smarta** is better than being a dumba**
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myspace.com/Jeffery26
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10043207@N02/
http://www.perfspot.com/Jeffery7505 |
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