Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:
> First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
> Second guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool."
> Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."
> They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him." You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?
> Fourth guy: " I just set the alarm for 5:30am. when it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear sun-block."
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