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cherylwordweaver


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Rat-A-Tat-Tat
05/24/2007 9:24 AM  
A sweet grandmother telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital.

 

She timidly asked, "Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"

 

The operator said "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number?"

 

The grandmother in her weak tremulous voice said, "Norma Findlay, Room 302."

 

The operator replied, "Let me place you on hold while I check with her nurse." After a few minutes the operator returned to the phone, "Oh, good news. Her nurse has told me that Norma is doing very well. Her blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back as normal and her physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged Tuesday."

 

The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful! I was so worried! God bless you for the good news."

 

The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"

 

The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in 302. No one tells me anything.


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PamWh


Rattitude Problem
Rattitude Problem
05/24/2007 9:28 AM  
Funny!

PamWh
aka Bob's Mom

If your rattie ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
swatson6


Attention Starved
Attention Starved
05/24/2007 9:45 AM  
LOLOLOL......cute : )

Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan



tiggarat


Bratty Ratty
Bratty Ratty
06/05/2007 4:48 PM  
Funny but true...drs never tell you anything.

Lisabeth

furbabies: Lucy and Molly (1 1/2 yr old decker ratties), and Rosie (3 yr old dobie)
Buddy - gone but never forgotten.

"I don't think he has any idea he's a dog, really. Of course, he thinks he has a rather odd figure for a man" - Dodie Smith
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