Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.
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@ PRISON
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@ WORK
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You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
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you spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle
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You get three meals a day, fully paid for
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you get a break for one meal and You have to pay for it
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For good behavior, you get time off
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For good behavior, you get more work
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@ PRISON
The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
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@ WORK
You must carry a security card
And open all the doors yourself
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You can watch TV and play games
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you could get fired for watching
TV and playing games
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You get your own toilet
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you have to share the toilet with
People who pee on the seat
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They allow your family and friends to visit
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you aren't even supposed to speak
To your family
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All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
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you must pay all your expenses to go
To work, and they deduct taxes from
Your salary to pay for prisoners
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You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
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you spend most of your time wanting
To get out and go inside bars
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@ PRISON You must deal with sadistic wardens
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@ WORK They are called 'managers'
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THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG
WITH THIS PICTURE.
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Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails. |