A teenage granddaughter 

>  comes downstairs for her date 

> with this see-through blouse on and no bra. 

> Her grandmother just pitched a fit, 

>  telling her not to dare go out like that! 

> The teenager tells her 

>  'Loosen up Grams. 

> These are modern times. 

>  You gotta let your rose buds show!' 

>  and out she goes. 

>  The next day the teenager comes down stairs 

> 

> and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on. 

> The teenager wants to die.> She explains to her grandmother 

>  that she has friends coming over> and that it is just not

appropriate..... 

> 

> The grandmother says, 

>  'Loosen up> Sweetie.> If you can show off your rose buds, 

>  then I can display my hanging baskets. 

> 

> Happy Gardening. 

> (This is too funny not to share!)