This is sent only to those whose level of maturity qualifies them to relate to it...
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1977 : Long hair
2007: Longing for hair
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1977 : KEG
2007: EKG
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1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux
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1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm
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1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor
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1977 : Seeds and stems
2007: Roughage
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1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM |
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1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007: Receiving a new hip joint
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1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones
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1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system |
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1977 : Disco
2007: Costco |
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1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads Shaved
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1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test
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1977 : Whatever 
2007 : Depends  |
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Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this Will certainly change things. Each year the staff at Beloit College in Wisconsin puts together a list to Try to give the faculty a sense of the mindset of this year's incoming freshmen. Here's this year's list:
The people who are starting college this fall across The nation were born in 1989. |
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They are too young to remember the space
Shuttle blowing up. |
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Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
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| Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic. |
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| The CD was introduced the year they were born. |
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They have always had an answering! Machine |
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They have always had cable.
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They cannot fathom not having a remote control. |
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Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show. |
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| Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave. |
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| They never took a swim and thought about Jaws. |
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| They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are. |
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| They don't know who Mork was or where he was from. |
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| They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk A mile for a Camel", or "de plane, Boss, de plane." |
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| They do not care who shot J. R. And have no idea who J. R. Even is. |
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| McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers. |
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| They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter. |
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