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03/21/2008 1:20 AM  

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at Burger
King.

He noticed that they ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As
he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half,
then counted out the fries. One for him, one for her, until each
had half of them.

Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup, and set
it in front of his wife. The old man began to eat, and his wife
sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.

The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase
another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.

The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and
everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."

The young man than asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn using the teeth."







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03/21/2008 12:05 PM  
OMG! That reminds me of that commercial where the old couple put in their teeth, but they've got them mixed up and she's wearing his and he's wearing hers.

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