Most of them did pretty good.  Here are the female contestants:

Shannon Elizabeth - actress from American Pie, did the cha cha in a very short dress, has mile long legs

Marlee Matlin - she's deaf, but she was one of the best performers last night!  I didn't know she has four kids.

Priscilla Presley - frozen in time.  I think she would like to express emotions, but she is physically unable to.    She did okay....much better than Jane Seymour did last year.

Monica Seles - tennis player who was stabbed in the back on the court by a crazed spectator in 1993.  She is very athletic and not that graceful.

Marissa Jaret Winokur - she is so perky, I would have to slap her after about 5 minutes in her company!    Her partner is Tony Dovolani and he did terrible choreography with hardly any dance steps for her.  She is also at a disadvantage because she is not quite 5 feet tall and is a big girl.

Kristi Yamaguchi - ice skater.  She had the best performance.  They talked about how she had the advantage because she is an ice skater, but she said she had some bad habits from skating to overcome and that she'd never worked with a partner before.  I'll bet she doesn't weigh 100 pounds!