Cary Barbie'
This princess Barbie is sold only at the North Hills Mall. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade Handbags, a Lexus SUV, a long-haired foreign dog named Honey and a cookie-cutter house. Available with or without tummy tuck and face lift. Workaholic Ken sold only in conjunction with the augmented version.





' Wilmington Barbie' Recently moved from California
The modern day homemaker Barbie is available with Ford Windstar Minivan and matching gym outfit. She gets lost easily and has no full-time occupation. Still goes back to California for doctors' appt, shopping, bakery, pizza, weddings , and funerals . Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately



' North Raleigh Barbie'
This yuppie Barbie comes with your choice of BMW convertible or Hummer H2. Included are her own Starbucks cup, credit card and country club membership. Also available for this set are Shallow Closeted Ken and Private School Skipper. You won't be able to afford any of them.



' Durham Barbie'
This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9mm handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a Chevy with dark tinted windows, and a Meth Lab Kit. This model is only
available after dark and must be paid for in cash (preferably small, untraceable bills) , unless you are a cop, then we don't know what you are talking about




' Elizabeth City Barbie '
She jus lookin for all three of her baby's daddies. Set comes with baby Nieshia and baby Twanna



' Chapel Hill Barbie'
This doll is made of actual tofu. She has long straight brown hair , arch-less feet, hairy armpits, no makeup and Birkenstocks with white socks. She prefers that you call her Willow . She does not want or need a Ken doll, but if you purchase two Cape May Barbies and the optional Subaru wagon, you get a rainbow flag bumper sticker for free.




' Greensboro Barbie/Ken'
This versatile doll can be easily converted from Barbie to Ken by simply



'Clayton Barbie '
This pale model comes dressed in her own Wrangler jeans, two sizes too
small, a NASCAR t-shirt and tweety bird tattoo on her shoulder. She has a six-pack of Bud light and a Hank Williams Jr. CD set. She can spit over 5 feet and kick mullet-haired Ken's butt when she is drunk. Purchase her pickup truck separately and get a confederate flag bumper sticker absolutely free.





'Goldsboro Barbie'
This tobacco-chewing, brassy-haired Barbie has a pair of her own high-heeled sandals with one broken heel from the time she chased beer-gutted Ken out of Linden Barbie's house. Her ensemble includes low-rise acid-washed jeans, fake fingernails, and a see-through halter-top. Also available with a mobile home.





' Greenville Barbie'
This Barbie now comes with a stroller and infant doll. Optional accessories
include a GED and bus pass. Gangsta Ken and his 1979 Caddy were available, but are now very difficult to find since the addition of the infant.





'Burlingotn Barbie'
Look at the picture....need we say more? Pabst Blue Ribbon sold separately.

brandy e-mail this to me my daughter in greensboro will love it! thanks Linda

lisabeth where in north bay are you? I'm In Marysville(outside SAC.) I grew up in Fremont! I just move'd back in november! I was in greensboro n.c. and DENTON TEXAS NOW TOTAL 20 YRS GONE! NICE TO BACK HOME! aRE THERE ANY OTHER LOCAL RATTY'S HERE TOO? THATS COOL! WE GOT A REALLY GREAT PLACE TO TAKE UM HERE AT THE YUBA -FEATHER RIVER IT WOULD BE FUN TO MAKE A PLAY DATE!