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TraceMae
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| 05/03/2007 8:19 AM |
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Someone sent this to me on my Infield Parking space:
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
Distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
Flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs,such
As Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
Undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.
And Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
The system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to
Fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.
Please enter the command: http: I Thought You Loved Me.htm and try to
Download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
Automatically run the applications jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, over use of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
Default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer
6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in
The background, that will eventually seize control of all your system
Resources).
Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are
Unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited
Memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider
Buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We
Recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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~Tracy
Zoey and Lexie's Mom
Zoey and Lexie's Photo Gallery
Racing Themes
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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/03/2007 8:22 AM |
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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Paul
Feisty
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DaisysMom
Moderator
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| 05/03/2007 8:47 AM |
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Tracey - Darlin' Daisy's Mom
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HexKing
Ratastic
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| 05/04/2007 7:32 AM |
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The filp side 
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during system initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as PokerNight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and Monday Night football 5.0 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run some of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but un-install does not work on this program.
Can you help me, please? Otherwise, I'm in a spot.
Thanks,
Joe
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Dear Joe:
This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT" program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
It is unlikely you would be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. Hidden operating files within your system would cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the program files from the system once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1, Flowers 2.2, Big Flowers 2.3 and Chocolates 5.0.
Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support
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TraceMae
Ratterific
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swatson6
Attention Starved
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| 05/04/2007 9:05 AM |
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| Love it! |
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Sarah
Mom to Jack, Jeter and foster mom to Teagan
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Russ' Pal
Rat-A-Tat-Tat
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| 05/04/2007 9:07 AM |
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C:\APOLOGIZE
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-Sarah, pal to Russ & Peca |
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JustAmy
Rat Royalty
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| 05/04/2007 9:10 AM |
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My home is not complete without my Rattie tat tat feet...
www.myspace.com/justamyy79
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